Putu the Cat

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Sunday, September 05, 2004

Putu's Literary Saga with Happy Ending

Dedicated to Tiger of Bengal, Pride of Nation, Nephew of Putu.

Putu writing classic book,
Gentle reader, come take look
Putu’s magic pen on thaba
Putu will be Rushdie’s baba

Putu finish classic novel
Agent publisher all grovel
Banging door of Putu’s house
Running like the three blind mouse

Putu is craze song and dance
Has mosto foreign advance
Putu is sure shot for Booker
All say Putu sexy looker

All reviewer, one by one
Saying Putu son of gun
Mixing Dan Brown mass appeal
With G. Marquez magic real

NDTV girl with paunch
Asking quote at Putu launch,
Asking Putu, tell the nation
What is Putu’s inspiration?

Putu says, dear girl, as such
None is fix but ilish maach
Sometimes little mangsho bhaat
Quicking beat of Putu’s heart

That is all Putu is needing
Thank you for coming to reading.
NDTV lady smile
Charmed is all by Putu style

Vikram, Zadie, VS, Hari
All sitting in Putu’s bari
Putu curling lengthy whisker
Drinking Pepsi with Talisker

All say Putu what is next?
What will be next epic text?
Putu saying, fiddlesticks
No more verbal gymnastics

Mira Nair came on phone
Would not leave Putu alone
Book shook writing jolly good
But now time for Bollywood

Putu book will now be movie
All will be disco and groovy
Besides writer Putu’ll be
Idol, Bombay matinee

With Putu as leading star
Music mix by Bappi da
With ShahRukh as villain plumber
Yana Gupta item number

So when you see Putu Cat
Become great aristocrat
Wearing coat with skin of dog,
Remember this Putu blog.

32 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

simply outstanding!

11:14 AM  
Blogger zigzackly said...

Zig jealous, Zig forlorn,
Zig wondering why he born.
Fame passed without knocking
About Zig blog no one is talking.

Bloody Putu cat literati
Going to all the Page Three party.
All are coming to see damn cat,
Scratching ear and giving pat.

Damn billi is media hogging,
Zig thinking, damn this blogging.
Putu discussing publishing terms
Zig going garden to eat worms.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very very funny. Go Putu go!

(VS in Putu bari? I almost gagged)

elck

7:58 PM  
Blogger putu said...

please zig not be stomach rumbly
asking is putu so humbly
as blogger you have the power
putu's just cat of idle hour

let putu have moment of glory
just one headline, just one story
in the end theyll all be true
and go crawling back to you

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was great fun, I thank you mister.
You have more moves than futbolista!
Now Putu rich AND literati,
is Putu Bong or Gujarati?

elck

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Putu quite a cat, i see
Literally angst-ing Zigzackly
But what I love about this jaunt,
Is Putu's classic serif font.

6:01 PM  
Blogger junoesque said...

o shonamonie putu
how bhery much i labbh yoo
i bhill start
hoping from my heart
yoo bhill see
how much you mean to me
a fan club in your name
because of your fame
o please.. my sun and moon
visit me again soon...

6:01 PM  
Blogger Gautam Ghosh said...

Awesome

came across this poem on someone's ryze page !

Googled and discovered that Putu actually had a blog !

Awesome work !

12:57 PM  
Blogger robindas said...

Putu you extrodinaire
What charm, what classy flair
Sometime robin wants to write
But success not coming in sight

Prose poetry become all clutzy
No media frenzy, no papparazzi
Zig don't fuss up a storm
Late bird Robin get no worm

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Putu...this is awesome stuff

10:24 PM  
Blogger kuffir said...

cat
squat
don't start
a spat
on this blogmat
lest
the rest
thirst
for your blood with zest.

11:43 PM  
Anonymous ?! said...

Putu write bad or well
only time will tell
But No 1 symptom of Lit. Star
is already started media War.
Notice finely tuned hype machine
on "Indianwriting" too is seen.
Putu will take part in IWE spats
talk about tastes of vernie rats
Respond with patient, suffering look
when asked " Where is !@#$% book?"

6:10 AM  
Blogger amit varma said...

Putu truly genius is
Putu’s readers bask in bliss
Once the race was prefixed “rat-“
Now it’s run by Putu the Cat

11:06 AM  
Blogger aparna said...

Putu the cat, too cool
Starting new literary school
Writing with such flair
We are falling off our chair!

Truly fun stuff this :-))

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Ph said...

What a treat. Delightful! ZZ you aren't that bad either :P

5:03 PM  
Blogger progga said...

This was hysterical! (BTW, it rings faintly of the whole "To the jongol I am went, on shooting tiger I am bent... did putu write that too? And does putu eat puti maach?)

12:19 AM  
Blogger gongorilla said...

opurbo ... simply fantastic ... i feel sad that some non-bengalis (assuming here are some on earth) will not get the finer nuances ... btw also opened a blog myself today ... its caled gongorilla ...

11:54 AM  
Blogger Ved Sen said...

yet another reason for the world to start learning bangla. For putu's further tales i, at least, will be hangla. Will putu be the next kylie? You may say eo ki shombhob? I'd say "highly". Putu come to london (we'll all be amused)... And teach the natives how the language should be used.

2:23 PM  
Blogger The Progressive said...

This was rather splendid. But I must admit Zigzackly's comment, "Zig jealous..," was quite great too.

10:39 PM  
Blogger sn00zie said...

Fantastic piece of writing...

5:06 PM  
Blogger sn00zie said...

fantastic piece of writing.. really cute and funny. quite enjoyed it

5:07 PM  
Blogger sn00zie said...

really good one.. puttu's badi.. nice.. funy and cute

5:08 PM  
Blogger Bini said...

oshadharon.

6:58 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Long-long smiling Putu bring,
words all sounding ding-dong-ding,
merry heart skip ping-pong-ping
Long may live our Putu king.

2:56 AM  
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11:26 PM  
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11:45 PM  
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11:47 PM  
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11:48 PM  
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5:03 PM  

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